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Europe Heatwave Simulator

Europe Heatwave Simulator

It's 42°C and you live in Europe, so of course there is no AC. Survive a 14-day heatwave in a Paris studio: melt on camera for your remote job, riot for the last discounted AC unit, lose every fan auction to scalpers, pay rent every Sunday. The heat ends. The landlady does not. PSX survival comedy.

Released Jul 21, 2026 Developer Bluehood Games Platforms Windows SimulationLife SimImmersive SimFunnyFirst-Person
View on Steam ↗ $2.39 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

94.6%positive56 reviews
Recommended · 48 found this helpful

“My lifelong dream of beating up a bunch of french people at Lidl without consequences finally came true! I even acquired an AC, such luxury makes me feel like a millionaire. Time to keep rotting in my apartment and struggle to survive my vicious cycle of a life routine,…”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
Recommended · 19 found this helpful

“Fell asleep with windows open, got bit by mosquitos Tried to order food, carrier cancelled order Tried to race to buy a AC, landlord took my money and was in -60 eur Tried to buy a fan but it broke instantly The negatives? You play in France”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
Recommended · 7 found this helpful

“If they fix the AC sale minigame from being ear damage-ably loud, and add a setting to change mouse sensitivity, it would be a lot better. The pissing and pooping minigames are fun, as you don't have time to do it with all the other ♥♥♥♥ going on, but beating new records you…”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

27achievements
40.5%median completion
6.3%rarest: The Exterminator
92.2% of players 83.4% of players 80.3% of players 74.0% of players 58.7% of players 58.6% of players 56.4% of players 52.1% of players 51.4% of players 51.0% of players 50.5% of players 46.5% of players 44.0% of players 40.5% of players 32.7% of players 32.0% of players 25.6% of players 25.5% of players 24.7% of players 22.1% of players 21.0% of players 19.4% of players 15.5% of players 15.1% of players 10.8% of players 10.1% of players 6.3% of players 92.2% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
92.2%It's Fine, It's Not That Hot — Survive day 1.
83.4%Synergy — Pass the anti-burnout captcha.
80.3%Delivered in 2h (Cross My Heart) — Order food on QuickMiam.
Rarest badges of honor
6.3%The Exterminator — Kill 20 flies in a single run.
10.1%Without a Scratch — Finish the rush without hitting a single obstacle.
10.8%The Space Heater — Run the AC for two minutes with no exhaust.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Aug 03, 2026
Hotfix 1.09

Balance After the heatwave breaks, the temperature now keeps falling to 27 degrees instead of stopping at 30. Fixes The heatstroke achievement now unlocks in every language (it only worked in French a

Aug 01, 2026
Hotfix 1.08

Balance The ordered ice block no longer melts inside its box, unless the box waits more than 2 real minutes or sits overnight. Rush: hitting a display rack costs 25% health instead of 33. Quality of l

Jul 30, 2026
Hotfix 1.07

Blockers The landlady's day 8 visit can no longer freeze the game, and it resolves even if you sleep through it. Door left open: deliveries now arrive after a few minutes instead of staying stuck on "

Jul 27, 2026
Hotfix 1.06

Sleep No more getting stuck on the same day: going to bed from 6 PM onwards, or during the night, now sleeps through to 8 AM the next morning. New nap: between 6 AM and 6 PM you sleep for 4 hours on t

Jul 26, 2026
Hotfix 1.05

Fly trap: it now hangs exactly where you aim on the ceiling, and it no longer collides with the player. The flies stuck on it are smaller too. While carrying the AC plate or the mosquito net, a blinki

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresSimulation
Player tagsSimulation · Life Sim · Immersive Sim · Funny · First-Person · Singleplayer · Atmospheric · Stylized · Management · Survival · Physics · Inventory Management (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Bulgarian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Korean, Danish, Spanish - Latin America, Finnish, Greek, Hungarian, Indonesian, Japanese, Malay, Norwegian, Dutch, Po…
Achievements27
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: i7 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GForce GTX 1050 Storage: 400 MB available space