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Egg Squeeze
Egg Squeeze is a biological intuition test where you squeeze eggs for as long as you can without breaking them.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-04 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.
“I can only reach zenith through full palm egg contact”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played“A simple game about squeezing eggs, but has the writing of Hideo Kojima. I love this!”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played“not sure what i was eggspecting but still didnt like it. only buy if it really cracks you up”
— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs playedAchievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-19.
Price tracking
US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-12. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.
Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.
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Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Egg Squeeze v1.2.2
Version 1.2.2 Patch Notes Made dialogue that has already been seen skippable Fixed a bug where buddy's mouth would move before speaking Set the title screen's credits link to view the credits roll aft
Egg Squeeze v1.2.1
Version 1.2.1 Patch Notes Fixed various stability issues Fixed a bug where restarting after a game over would result in the same random seed being used Fixed a bug on the title screen that allowed you
Egg Squeeze Original Soundtrack
You asked, and we answered. The Egg Squeeze original soundtrack is now available for purchase via Bandcamp ! Support us by buying the OST, and listen to your favorite tracks in squeeze-less bliss with
Egg Squeeze v1.2.0 - "The Investor Update"
Version 1.2.0 Patch Notes Adds 3 new investor calls to day 3 and infinite squeeze modes, all with unique dialogue and voices Miscellaneous bug fixes
Egg Squeeze v1.1.5
Version 1.1.5 Patch Notes Fixed various spelling/grammatical errors Altered the rarity of different quotes
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.
| Genres | Action, Casual, Indie |
| Player tags | Psychological Horror · Arcade · Casual · Simulation · Clicker · Abstract · Visual Novel · Choose Your Own Adventure · Immersive Sim · Colorful · Pixel Graphics · Hand-drawn (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * * |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 26 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i3 Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Any Storage: 300 MB available space