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Earth Must Die

Earth Must Die

These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father? This is complete bullsh*t, and I'm going to make them dead.

Released Jan 27, 2026 Developer Size Five Games Publisher No More Robots Platforms Windows AdventurePoint & ClickInteractive FictionPuzzleChoose Your Own Adventure
View on Steam ↗ $9.59 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.

85.8%positive260 reviews
Recommended · 12 found this helpful

“This is a playable critique of post-Brexit Britain, the US, and demcratic backsliding in Europe and beyond under 21st century technofascism, aided and abetted by brainwashing media empires, technobajillionaires, depraved functionaries, servile apparatchiks and, well, the proles,…”

— a player, Steam review · 5 hrs played
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“From a technical standpoint: It runs well, stable, apart from the occasioan slowdowns, where I just restart the game... but that is rare. Graphics: 10/10. Beautiful game. Awesome artstyle. Controls: Wonky. 90% mouse only, and for some weird reason you need WASD to move around.…”

— a player, Steam review · 11 hrs played
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“This game was a lot of fun, great cast and a truly bizarre story. It's interesting for a point and click style game to not have click based movement or an inventory system but the puzzles and story still work great all the same. The art is excellent throughout and there are…”

— a player, Steam review · 9 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-05 via SteamCharts.

75all-time peak
0 10 20 No data collected for this period 16 avg · Feb 2026

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

15achievements
16.6%median completion
2.0%rarest: No Fury
76.2% of players 33.0% of players 28.7% of players 26.1% of players 24.7% of players 24.6% of players 20.9% of players 16.6% of players 11.8% of players 10.6% of players 10.4% of players 8.9% of players 7.3% of players 4.4% of players 2.0% of players 76.2% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
76.2%Wistful Thinking — Examine Tyryth
33.0%Dedicated — Leave no stone unturned in the Sex Shop
28.7%Gagster — Listen to Skwid’s atrocious pun
Rarest badges of honor
2.0%No Fury — Irritate Betsy so much she tries to kill you
4.4%That’s the Brooch! — Call Zarlaph through first time
7.3%Rude — Ignore Krall

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-26. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$9.59−40% right nowcurrent · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$15.99base price
$9.59lowest since tracking began2026-09-26
US9.59 USD−40%
EU7.97 EUR−40%
UK7.19 GBP−40%
Australia14.39 AUD−40%
Canada11.99 CAD−40%
Japan1,080 JPY−40%
Brazil19.19 BRL−40%
China23.99 CNY−40%

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$3.6 Brazil Japan Canada EU UK US Australia≈$10

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Sep 09, 2026
Earth Must Die has crash landed on even more planets!

Hi everyone! Today's the day - Earth Must Die has landed on Nintendo Switch & PlayStation 5! Just a quick heads up, the pricing on PlayStation is unfortunately incorrect at the moment, but we are fixi

Sep 03, 2026
Earth Must Die is heading even further into space!

Hi everyone! We've got some great news - your favourite, unserious ruler Vvalak, is expanding his rule even further! Now, you'll be able to destroy earth on Nintendo Switch & PlayStation 5 on Septembe

Feb 06, 2026
LAST CHANCE to pick up Earth Must Die with a launch discount!

Hi everyone! We hope you're all having a great time with Earth Must Die! We just wanted to let you know that there's only a few days left until you can grab the game for 25% OFF , so be sure to grab i

Feb 03, 2026
First update since launch!

Hi everyone! We've been listening closely to your feedback & thoughts since we launched Earth Must Die, and we're very happy to be dropping our very first update , with some bug fixes & quality of lif

Jan 29, 2026
What choices have you made in Earth Must Die?

Hi everyone! We've loved seeing you all have a great time with Earth Must Die, especially seeing what choices you've made & all the different routes you've been taking while playing! Here's a few thin

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.

GenresAdventure, RPG
Player tagsAdventure · Point & Click · Interactive Fiction · Puzzle · Choose Your Own Adventure · Incremental · Exploration · Side Scroller · Cartoon · 2D · Cartoony · Colorful (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesFrench, German, Simplified Chinese, English * *
ControllerFull support
Achievements15
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel i5 Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: NVidia 1050