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DOGENSTEIN

DOGENSTEIN

WELCOME TO SATIRE ON SATIRE! Take on the crazy "WOKE" warriors destroying the world and enforcing their absurd ideology in this hilariously fast-paced retro FPS. Control the fearless BULLDOG and fight back for common sense against political correctness!

Released Aug 3, 2026 Developer Marc Leclerc Platforms Windows Boomer ShooterFPSArena ShooterSingleplayerRetro
View on Steam ↗ $4.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

74.5%positive153 reviews
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“‎A boomer shooter with an authentic old-school pixel art inspired by classic retro shooters. ‎ ‎Historically accurate and legendary unapologetic action with unfiltered dialogues. ‎Extremely grittier than InSOYmniac's Wokeverine, Massive Jaw: Spider-Cuck 2, The Last of Shills…”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“There was nothing really special that stood out here. It had everything you would expect in an old school shooter. The theme of it made me laugh, so yeah I gave it a thumbs up! Add more levels and things to say Devs...”

— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“honesty so bad but kinda funny when ur on a call”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. History through 2026-08 via SteamCharts; self-collected from the Steam API since Aug 2026.

18all-time peak
0 2 5 3 avg · Aug 2026

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

16achievements
34.5%median completion
13.0%rarest: YUMMY TRAIN
93.8% of players 64.2% of players 48.9% of players 47.7% of players 45.7% of players 43.8% of players 42.5% of players 41.7% of players 34.5% of players 34.4% of players 18.2% of players 17.5% of players 15.3% of players 15.2% of players 14.4% of players 13.0% of players 93.8% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
93.8%WHY — SURVIVE A DANGEROUS ROOM FULL OF ORCS
64.2%LEFT HAND — KILL THE PRINCE'S LEFT-HAND MAN
48.9%CORPORATE OVERLORD — KILL THE PRINCE'S RIGHT-HAND MAN
Rarest badges of honor
13.0%YUMMY TRAIN — COMPLETE ON 100% "TRAIN" LEVEL
14.4%NEWS MAKER — COMPLETE ON 100% "NEWS OFFICE" LEVEL
15.2%STREET DOG — COMPLETE ON 100% "STREETS" LEVEL

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Aug 03, 2026
DOGENSTEIN RELEASED

THE GAME IS GETTING MASS-FLAGGED BY THE WOKE TODAY!!! IT’S PROBABLY CLOSE TO BEING DELISTED!!!! GRAB IT!!!!!! THE GAME IS REALLY FUNNY!!

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresAction, Indie
Player tagsBoomer Shooter · FPS · Arena Shooter · Singleplayer · Retro · Shooter · First-Person · Arcade · 3D · Colorful · Atmospheric · Dark Humor (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Camera Comfort · Custom Volume Controls · Adjustable Difficulty · Playable without Timed Input · Save Anytime
LanguagesEnglish * , Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Russian *
ControllerFull support
Achievements16
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 or Later Processor: 2.4GHZ Dual Core Processor Or Higher Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: GeForce 9800GT Or Equivalent DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 1 GB available space