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Crypt
This is not a video game. This is a psychological torture device. Do not attempt to play this game. You won't have an enjoyable experience. And that's intentional.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26 · quoted reviews as of 2026-10-16.
“500 hour review- Crypt is an amazing game with inspiring art style. You are an explorer lost in a crypt searching for an artifact. It's simple and easy 10/10. Or at least that's what they want you to think. 1000 hour review- Crypt is life, Greg is my son and I will take Vale to…”
— a player, Steam review · 2,001 hrs played“---{ Graphics }--- ☑ PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ DON'T PLAY THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ IT IS…”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“Welcome to the crypt. Designed by a mad man, play tested by masochists, and filled with brain damage. Have fun with Greg and with this abomination.”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs playedAchievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-10-21.
Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Crypt Patch 1.13
https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/42921117/351bde76fe2e8c4930862c062ef44d1e6335f70a.png New Additions FOV Silder The Greggening Additional Mechanic to Win the Game
Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.
| Genres | Adventure, Free To Play, Indie |
| Player tags | Dating Sim · Psychological Horror · Lore-Rich · Survival Horror · Mystery Dungeon · Casual · Puzzle · Adventure · Immersive Sim · Dungeon Crawler · Exploration · 3D (Steam store community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * * |
| Achievements | 9 |
| Official site | https://www.youtube.com/valefisk |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS: Windows 38 Processor: Intel i3 or AMD Equivalent Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia 960 Storage: 582 MB available space Sound Card: Do people even still have these?