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Crap Game, Don’t Play

Crap Game, Don’t Play

This is a true piece of junk. Every second you spend opening this game is a waste of your precious time. Your time is valuable—open your eyes and stay away from trash games.

Released Nov 3, 2025 Developer Odd Games Platforms Windows CasualAdventureRPGComedyInteractive Fiction
View on Steam ↗ Free (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

79.7%positive217 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Unexpectedly anticlimactic ending, but the game is still a masterpiece. Not a crap game, do play.”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“♥♥♥♥ game but that Monika was good so i'll give a good rating and hop off”

— a player, Steam review · 4 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“crap game dont play”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

8achievements
18.4%median completion
12.7%rarest: The Path of Philosophy
98.4% of players 66.0% of players 38.6% of players 30.3% of players 18.4% of players 17.1% of players 16.6% of players 12.7% of players 98.4% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
98.4%Let's Stop Here — Don't play any further
66.0%I Don't Care Anymore — Whatever happens next is none of my business
38.6%Dark Soul — You Dead
Rarest badges of honor
12.7%The Path of Philosophy — Became addicted to watching the statue
16.6%They're All Traps! — Better to misjudge a thousand than to let a single one escape
17.1%Good Taste — Open the Malware store page

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresAdventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, Free To Play
Player tagsCasual · Adventure · RPG · Comedy · Interactive Fiction · JRPG · Visual Novel · Stylized · Abstract · Hand-drawn · Exploration · Pixel Graphics (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Captions available · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish, French, Spanish - Spain, Russian, Japanese, Simplified Chinese * , Traditional Chinese, Korean *
Achievements8
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 or above Processor: dual core CPU Memory: 4096 MB RAM