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Cooking Witch
In Cooking Witch you are a witch flying to a party in the woods, abducting the children and cooking and eating them.
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via SteamSpy as of 2026-05-13.
“Cooking Witch, developed and published by VaragtP, is an unapologetically bizarre arcade-style action game that leans heavily into absurd dark humor and simple, fast-paced mechanics. Released as a low-cost indie title, it quickly built a niche following thanks to its outrageous…”
— a player, Steam review · 11 hrs played“Quick game, kept me busy for about an hour. Not much to it and would’ve loved additional levels and challenge, but for $.50, not bad.”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played“10/10 game. Even though that the graphics looks like something from early 1990s this game is such a banger and pretty easy to grind 100% completion for while having fun. Loved every second of it, such a cool concept.”
— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs playedLatest official news
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Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.
| Genres | Action, Casual, Indie |
| Player tags | Side Scroller · Flight · Arcade · Female Protagonist · Villain Protagonist · 2D · Cute · Cooking · Action · Funny · Horror · Dark Humor (SteamSpy community voting) |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Mouse Only Option · Playable without Timed Input · Steam Cloud · Steam Leaderboards · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English * * |
| Achievements | 40 |
| Estimated owners | 100,000 – 200,000 (SteamSpy) |
| Official site | http://www.varagtp.com |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: OS *: Windows XP or higher Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent Memory: 1 GB RAM Storage: 100 MB available space Additional Notes: Press the "Q" key at anytime if the game is running slow to toggle effects quality