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Consume Me

Consume Me

did you feel stupid, fat, lazy, and ugly in high school? well i did...but at least i made a life-simulation RPG about it!

Released Sep 24, 2025 Developer Jenny Jiao Hsia, AP Thomson, Jie En Lee, Violet W-P, Ken "coda" Snyder Publisher Hexecutable Platforms Windows · Mac Life SimDark ComedyStory RichFemale ProtagonistRPG
View on Steam ↗ $14.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.

92.0%positive1,145 reviews
Recommended · 21 found this helpful

“TLDR: Good game mechanics and art, maybe don't play if you're uncomfortable with Christian narrative I was really loving the game mechanics and the art style and the narrative. It's a wonderful reminder of how dog water being a teenager was and how much better it is being an…”

— a player, Steam review · 8 hrs played
Recommended · 10 found this helpful

“**Gentle spoiler warning and trigger warning for discussion of disordered eating** Man, I really loved this game. For most of the experience it feels like a total masterpiece — the pacing, the tension, the way every new stressor folds into the mechanics. It’s so well done that…”

— a player, Steam review · 8 hrs played
Recommended · 4 found this helpful

“Consume Me is one of those games that completely hooked me, even when it was actively making me miserable. The presentation is great. The art style is charming, the soundtrack fits perfectly, and the minigames are surprisingly fun. More importantly, the core gameplay loop is…”

— a player, Steam review · 7 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-08 via SteamCharts.

117all-time peak
0 25 50 2026 26 avg · Dec 2025

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

10achievements
9.5%median completion
1.4%rarest: Bookworm
51.5% of players 47.4% of players 21.0% of players 11.2% of players 10.8% of players 9.5% of players 5.5% of players 5.4% of players 2.6% of players 1.4% of players 51.5% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
51.5%Scholastic Achievement — Complete your college application!
47.4%Triumph — Defeat your rival!
21.0%Teacher's Pet — Earn an A+ for your final grade!
Rarest badges of honor
1.4%Bookworm — Read every book!
2.6%Cram School — Write all your application essays in a single attempt!
5.4%Payday — Earn over $100 in a single day!

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-26. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$14.99current · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$14.99lowest since tracking began2026-09-26
US14.99 USD
EU14.79 EUR
UK12.79 GBP
Australia21.95 AUD
Canada19.49 CAD
Japan1,700 JPY
Brazil46.99 BRL
China58.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$8.6 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia EU UK≈$17

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.

GenresIndie, RPG, Strategy
Player tagsLife Sim · Dark Comedy · Story Rich · Female Protagonist · RPG · Strategy · Comedy · Turn-Based Strategy · Turn-Based Tactics · 2.5D · 2D · Colorful (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · DualShock Controller Support · DualShock Controller Support · DualSense Controller Support · DualSense Controller Support · Steam Cloud
LanguagesEnglish * , French, German, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese *
ControllerFull support
Achievements10
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 or later Processor: x64 architecture Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: OpenGL or DirectX 9 compatible graphics card. DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 3 GB available space Sound Card: Any