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Coconut Simulator 2

Coconut Simulator 2

Coconut Simulator 2 is a game in which you can become a coconut.

Released Nov 15, 2025 Developer Dynamic Games Platforms Windows ActionSimulationPsychological HorrorCasualAdventure
View on Steam ↗ $0.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.

95.8%positive718 reviews
Recommended · 81 found this helpful

“If the first Coconut Simulator was a meditation on existence, Coconut Simulator 2 transforms that meditation into an ascetic pilgrimage. One thousand hours. At first, the number appears absurd. It is merely a statistic displayed by a digital platform, an arbitrary milestone with…”

— a player, Steam review · 1,000 hrs played
Recommended · 30 found this helpful

“Absolute cinema of a game. It's so good, my electric bills doubled even with "Realistic" mode. Hoping for Coconut Simulator 3 before GTA VI releases.”

— a player, Steam review · 957 hrs played
Recommended · 20 found this helpful

“Coconuts. What are coconuts? Are they simply hard exteriors with succulent centers just waiting to be cracked open? Yes, yes they are. After 1000 engaging hours of gameplay, this was simply the only conclusion. Coconuts grow up in an environment which forces them to protect that…”

— a player, Steam review · 1,000 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-08 via SteamCharts.

140all-time peak
0 50 100 2026 84 avg · Jun 2026

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

7achievements
6.5%median completion
1.9%rarest: Coconuts God
29.9% of players 17.7% of players 13.6% of players 6.5% of players 4.6% of players 2.4% of players 1.9% of players 29.9% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
29.9%Beginner Coconut — Be a Coconut for 1 hour (Score 3600)
17.7%Noob Coconut — Be a Coconut for 5 hours (Score 18000)
13.6%Ordinary Coconut — Be a Coconut for 10 hours (Score 36000)
Rarest badges of honor
1.9%Coconuts God — Be a Coconut for 1000 hours (Score 3600000)
2.4%Godlike Coconut — Be a Coconut for 500 hours (Score 1800000)
4.6%Legendary Coconut — Be a Coconut for 100 hours (Score 360000)

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-26. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$0.99current · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$0.99lowest since tracking began2026-09-26
US0.99 USD
EU0.99 EUR
UK0.89 GBP
Australia1.50 AUD
Canada1.29 CAD
Japan120 JPY
Brazil3.49 BRL
China6.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$0.7 Japan China Canada US Australia EU UK≈$1.2

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

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Nov 19, 2025
Grass Life Sim 2 is coming out soon. Wishlist now!

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.

GenresAction, Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation
Player tagsAction · Simulation · Psychological Horror · Casual · Adventure · Life Sim · eSports · Relaxing · Indie · Story Rich · Immersive Sim · Cute (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Japanese, Spanish - Latin America, Portuguese - Brazil
Achievements7
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: i3 Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 560 Storage: 2 GB available space