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Cheap Golf

Cheap Golf

A retromodern and surreal minigolf comedy hosted by the infamous AI bot SUSAN. ...//-- Fling up and go FULL BOOP --\\...

Released Nov 5, 2018 Developer Pixeljam Platforms Windows · Mac · Linux IndieSportsActionRetroMini Golf
View on Steam ↗ $4.99 (US · as of 2026-09-28)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-27 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.

84.3%positive216 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Wow wow wow, this is fun”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Not recommended · 2 found this helpful

“I mean if you love to suffer I guess this is the game for you. Honestly if they just had a setting to disable "Click to fire" Or "Drag and Release" it'd be much more tolerable. I was constantly getting stuck in the "Click to fire" mode when trying to Drag and fire during parts…”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“meh”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-28.

4achievements
4.7%median completion
4.3%rarest: Full Booper
17.6% of players 6.7% of players 4.7% of players 4.3% of players 17.6% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
17.6%Nice work — You named SUSAN.
6.7%Successful Homebirth — Complete Episode 1
4.7%Crypto Billionaire — Complete Episode 2
Rarest badges of honor
4.3%Full Booper — Complete Episode 3
4.7%Crypto Billionaire — Complete Episode 2
6.7%Successful Homebirth — Complete Episode 1

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-13. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$4.99current · sampled 2026-09-28 23:18 UTC
$1.99lowest since tracking began2026-09-03
US4.99 USD
EU4.59 EUR
UK3.99 GBP
Australia7.50 AUD
Canada6.49 CAD
Japan580 JPY
Brazil16.99 BRL
China21.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$3.1 Brazil Japan Canada US EU Australia UK≈$5.3

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-28). Relative comparison only.

$0 $5 $10 08-13 08-22 08-31 09-10 09-19 09-28

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Sep 10, 2025
Pixeljam's Dino Run 2 Kickstarter Campaign

Hello all, Pixeljam has always worked on multiple projects at once (with different teams), and the thing we've probably spent the most time on is a sequel to our 2008 browser game Dino Run. We've been

Nov 29, 2023
Pixeljam's Upcoming Dino Run 2!

Hello All, You may or may not know that we made a browser game 15 years ago called Dino Run . We are finally making a sequel and have a coming soon page for it now. Please wishlist it if it interests

Mar 25, 2020
FREE GAME OFFER - Cure Your Potential Boredom / Lunacy

Hello all, Times are weird, and if you are doing your best to combat boredom or craziness, we'd like to help. Actually, let's help each other? We're offering 1 free older game of ours to anyone that w

Oct 17, 2019
The PIXELJAM COMPLETE Megabundle + DLC Supporter Packs Are Live

Hello all, Yesterday we launched PIXELJAM COMPLETE , a massive collection that brings together 14 years of our creative output in a single bundle. https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public

Oct 14, 2019
- The SUSAN Supporter Pack Is Live -

We just launched the SUSAN Supporter Pack . 1.5 gigs of Cheap Golf Goodies that will bring you closer than ever to your favorite self-aware and slightly unstable AI entity. https://store.steampowered.

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.

GenresAction, Indie, Sports
Player tagsIndie · Sports · Action · Retro · Mini Golf · Golf · Surreal · Dark Humor · Comedy · Dark Comedy · Dark · Psychological Horror (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Steam Leaderboards · Includes level editor · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * *
Achievements4
Official sitehttps://cheapgolf.co
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 1 Ghz CPU Memory: 500 MB RAM Storage: 100 MB available space