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CHAIRS

CHAIRS

A fast-paced action platformer doubling as the most realistic chair simulator money can buy! Have you ever wondered what your chair thinks? What it believes? What it desires? Learn the answers and destroy some dimensions along the way!

Released May 17, 2024 Developer The Rat Zone Platforms Windows 3D PlatformerCollectathonRacingPlatformerArcade
View on Steam ↗ $4.99 (US · as of 2026-09-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-04 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-16.

98.2%positive223 reviews
Recommended · 7 found this helpful

“meme games have no business being this well made”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
Recommended · 3 found this helpful

“Plays like oldschool kirby's airride, only blasted with retro cybernet aesthetics to the point of being overstimulating in the best possible way. One of those games you get better at when you turn your brain off and let your reflexes drive. Also there's that vaguely threatening…”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Recommended · 3 found this helpful

“my parrot god children will never go to college because i suck and i lost the final level (the parrots are also gay and like boy parrot cloacas)”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-26.

28achievements
3.7%median completion
0.8%rarest: Fast Food
86.8% of players 63.5% of players 51.5% of players 46.2% of players 42.8% of players 39.6% of players 37.4% of players 26.6% of players 11.4% of players 10.3% of players 6.1% of players 6.1% of players 5.7% of players 4.5% of players 3.7% of players 3.1% of players 2.9% of players 2.8% of players 2.6% of players 2.4% of players 2.2% of players 2.2% of players 1.8% of players 1.7% of players 1.5% of players 1.4% of players 1.3% of players 0.8% of players 86.8% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
86.8%Chair College Diploma — Destroy the appliance dimension.
63.5%Just Deserts — Destroy the dusty dimension.
51.5%Deforestation — Destroy the fungal dimension.
Rarest badges of honor
0.8%Fast Food — Destroy the hungry dimension in record time.
1.3%Sin of Greed — Hidden achievement
1.4%Nullifier — "Escape" the Zero Zone in record time,

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-13. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$4.99current · sampled 2026-09-26 21:12 UTC
$4.99lowest since tracking began2026-08-13
US4.99 USD
EU4.99 EUR
UK4.29 GBP
Australia7.50 AUD
Canada6.49 CAD
Japan580 JPY
Brazil16.99 BRL
China22.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

China≈$3.3 Brazil Japan Canada US Australia UK EU≈$5.7

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

$0 $5 $10 08-13 08-21 08-31 09-08 09-17 09-26

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

May 26, 2026
Workshop Upload Hotfix

Bug Fixes/Patch Notes Fixed a bug causing uploading content to the workshop to get stuck if special characters were used in the label name for your skin. Please note the in-game font is not set up to

Mar 15, 2026
Version 1.1.7 Update

Bug Fixes/Patch Notes Fixed a bug causing the player to regain a charge when entering a checkpoint from above. Fixed a bug causing the chair's shadow to appear on an invisible box around the checkpoin

Feb 25, 2026
Version 1.1.6 Update

Bug Fixes/Patch Notes Fixed bug causing screen shake intensity scale option to sometimes be ignored. Fixed bug causing controller vibration scale option to sometimes be ignored. Community Info Want to

Feb 20, 2026
Steam Deck Keyboard + Mouse Support

Steam Deck Update CHAIRS has been updated to enable keyboard + mouse support on the Steam Deck. Community Info Want to join our online community? Join our Discord Server !

Dec 20, 2025
CHAIRS Trading Card Release

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-16.

GenresAction, Indie, Racing
Player tags3D Platformer · Collectathon · Racing · Platformer · Arcade · 3D · Third Person · Funny · Surreal · Nonlinear · Action · Colorful (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Steam Trading Cards · Steam Workshop · Camera Comfort · Custom Volume Controls · Playable without Timed Input
LanguagesEnglish * *
ControllerFull support
Achievements28
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10/11 Processor: Intel Core i7-4790 Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia GTX 960 Storage: 755 MB available space