Brawlhalla

49 of the 101 reviews raise this · 33 of them still recommend the game.

“tis js gon steal yo soul bro. this shi gon make my leap out dat winow dawg. ion wanna catch another sinle donwload on this soul snatching ass game nihha.”

“This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks i would rather be taking the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ electric chair than this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game”

“hi all. i have played this game for a while now and i am considering buying a rope and atoning for my sins as i have queen nai at level 6(i play nix now im not a cretin). also i hope EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIG SPAMMING ♥♥♥♥…”

18 of the 101 reviews raise this · 14 of them still recommend the game.

“Whoever is duct‑taping Brawlhalla together in 2026: this game feels like it was slapped together by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flock of overcaffeinated pigeons jumping on their keyboards like they’re trying to start a fight with the…”

“Listen here, you absolute clowns at Ubisoft and whoever the hell is still babysitting this dumpster fire in 2026: Brawlhalla is the biggest waste of electricity since that one guy who left his toaster in the bathtub. I…”

“To say I feel like im being raped viciously while playing this game would be an understatement, my relationship with Brawlhalla is non consentual relationship but I just can't escape it, im addicted. Drug addictions…”

10 of the 101 reviews raise this · 9 of them still recommend the game.

“If you love your life, please play this game. It will fill you will so much joy and you'll never want to slaughter families or anything. I promise, kinda. You'll love every second of this game and wish all you could do…”

“i wish i could smash my head like 500 times into a wall to show how raging it is to fight against a boots player the new enemies are just spam characters in my opinion in other words i suck in more words it showed me in…”

“Bro, this isn’t a game — this is divine punishment! I log in feeling confident, telling myself “Today I’m different, today I’m gonna destroy everyone.” I play three matches and exit the game wanting to smash my…”

8 of the 101 reviews raise this · 4 of them still recommend the game.

“Brawlhalla, what a game, Brawlhalla is like the skin next to your nail that hurts when you peal it, but you still peal it anyways, Brawlhalla is like the ingrown toe nail you have, you wanna cut the nail, but it hurt,…”

“its like sex tbh. fun and all until u say no and they keep going.”

“To say I feel like im being raped viciously while playing this game would be an understatement, my relationship with Brawlhalla is non consentual relationship but I just can't escape it, im addicted. Drug addictions…”

7 of the 101 reviews raise this · 6 of them still recommend the game.

“El juego en si es bueno, la experiencia como tal es un asco, smurfs, delay, lag, una cantidad insana de spamers y por ultimo pero no menos importante la gente se la pasa bricando de un lado pa otro sin querer pegarle ni…”

“This game makes me feel certain ways. Sometimes I embody bonnie blue because my teamate consitently loves to strap me down and insert his big brolic black fists deep inside of me while a 11 strength rupture strokes his…”

“a very CALMING and AMAZING game with NICE players and very BALANCED legends, and NICE players, would recommend it for everyone to play it:) P.S it doesnt have VC to talk NICELY with your opponent:(”