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Microtransaction Simulator

Microtransaction Simulator

Live your wildest dreams by splurging on insane amounts of cash you wouldn't have in real life. Play for random number generated loot that is a reflection of the meaningless nature of this game and everything surrounding it.

Released Sep 14, 2017 Developer chlsea Platforms Windows · Mac · Linux Free to PlaySimulationMemesSatireClicker
View on Steam ↗ Free (US · as of 2026-07-26)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Data as of 2026-05-20.

86.3%positive831 reviews
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“"Guys, I've been playing since I was two, I can tell from experience that it's not addicting."”

— a player, Steam review · 11 hrs played
Recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Just make a script and you dont even have to play at all 5.4/10”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“I think it's supposed to be based on TCGs, but there's no art on the cards, just colors to indicate the rarity and numbers that are not explained. You push the "open" button to, I guess, open a pack of four cards, then you click on each card to expose its rarity and number. This…”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-07-25.

35achievements
48.6%median completion
6.0%rarest: quarantine
95.3% of players 95.2% of players 95.0% of players 94.8% of players 94.7% of players 94.5% of players 94.3% of players 93.1% of players 89.8% of players 88.5% of players 87.0% of players 85.3% of players 84.8% of players 71.7% of players 69.8% of players 68.7% of players 59.4% of players 48.6% of players 48.3% of players 48.2% of players 46.1% of players 43.9% of players 43.9% of players 43.7% of players 40.5% of players 33.5% of players 27.6% of players 23.0% of players 18.4% of players 15.7% of players 13.0% of players 11.2% of players 10.7% of players 10.7% of players 6.0% of players 95.3% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
95.3%White Onion — Get a white
95.2%Brown Bagel — Get a brown
95.0%First One is Free — Sometimes there is a free lunch.
Rarest badges of honor
6.0%quarantine — literally idle the game for 4 hours. Stay at home and don't spread the coronavirus.
10.7%Might Number 9 — Hidden achievement
10.7%Brick your game (intentionally) — Hidden achievement

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-07-25. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

Freecurrent · sampled 2026-07-26 08:39 UTC
Freelowest since tracking began2026-07-25

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Mar 29, 2020
QUARANTINE UPDATE

What this update brings: LINUX SUPPORT I had one guy ask for linux support. So I made sure it happened. A NEW ACHIEVEMENT Sorry for all the 100% people but had to add one to reference the coronavirus.

Oct 09, 2017
LUCID DOES NOTHING update

http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/30518787/5f916d04207c638daab6a23bf04f8eaf6f978281.png Hey people! The hype for the game has died down, so it's the perfect time t

Oct 09, 2017
LUCID DOES NOTHING update

http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/30518787/5f916d04207c638daab6a23bf04f8eaf6f978281.png Hey people! The hype for the game has died down, so it's the perfect time t

Sep 20, 2017
Version 1.2 SEASON PASS ADDITIONS

http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/30518787/f193f899ace664bac8091f220442ef0b6e66e8ca.png Hey community! SELL ALL BUTTON. Yes, you asked and I got it. Unfortunately

Sep 20, 2017
Version 1.2 SEASON PASS ADDITIONS

http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/30518787/f193f899ace664bac8091f220442ef0b6e66e8ca.png Hey community! SELL ALL BUTTON. Yes, you asked and I got it. Unfortunately

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Screenshots

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Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-20.

GenresFree To Play, Simulation
Player tagsFree to Play · Simulation · Memes · Satire · Clicker (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements
LanguagesEnglish
Achievements35
Estimated owners50,000 – 100,000 (SteamSpy)
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Window 2000 Processor: bounded between airplane engine and umbrella Memory: 150 MB RAM Graphics: Anything Storage: 75 MB available space