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A guard walks into a tavern

A guard walks into a tavern

You are a guard whose job is to post bounties. Try your best to deal with various matters and make money to raise your family. But remember, when various factions come to you, you will have to make choices!

Released Nov 30, 2023 Developer SuQing Platforms Windows Choices MatterMedievalSimulationDark HumorStory Rich
View on Steam ↗ $7.99 (US · as of 2026-09-25)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-02 · quoted reviews as of 2026-05-13.

84.3%positive432 reviews
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“Not bad, it is a very original idea.”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“故事线很有趣。通关一次很快,但总想多刷几个结局~意外地挺耐玩的”

— a player, Steam review · 24 hrs played
Not recommended · 15 found this helpful

“I can't rate this up or down because it's right in the middle for me. This game is worth it's price, but it's only barely worth its time. A nice Papers Please like game. The writing is pretty good. But the gameplay was stretched and too slow. There were a lot of side gigs with…”

— a player, Steam review · 6 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-19.

18achievements
2.9%median completion
0.3%rarest: Witness
32.6% of players 17.1% of players 14.3% of players 6.2% of players 4.5% of players 4.4% of players 4.0% of players 3.4% of players 3.1% of players 2.9% of players 2.9% of players 2.8% of players 2.2% of players 1.8% of players 1.7% of players 1.3% of players 1.2% of players 0.3% of players 32.6% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
32.6%Money Maker — Savings reach 10,000
17.1%Died — You died
14.3%Fired — Got fired
Rarest badges of honor
0.3%Witness — Completed all side stories
1.2%Prophecy Fulfilled — Got the main story ending: Prophecy Fulfilled
1.3%Sacrifice — Brought the little girl in Blue Crow back to life

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-08-12. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$7.99current · sampled 2026-09-25 21:36 UTC
$1.99lowest since tracking began2026-09-09
US7.99 USD
EU6.59 EUR
UK5.79 GBP
Australia11.50 AUD
Canada8.99 CAD
Japan820 JPY
Brazil16.59 BRL
China32.00 CNY

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$3.2 China Japan Canada EU UK US Australia≈$8.1

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-25). Relative comparison only.

$0 $5 $10 08-12 08-21 08-30 09-08 09-16 09-25

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Mar 16, 2026
Patch note 2.05+2.06

Hehe! The demo for my new game is done, so I finally have time to work on the mobile port. Optimized a few things while I was at it. Fixed the performance hitching when checking hero bounties. The cul

Apr 23, 2025
东方游戏文化周!
Jul 16, 2024
Patch 2.04

Fixed the issue of not being able to predict the outcome when the hero level is lower than the job level

Jul 04, 2024
Patch 2.03

Fixed the issue of not being able to pay properly after sending out support hero.

Jul 03, 2024
Patch 2.02

1.Fixed an issue where heroes didn't have numbers from items during battle 2.Fixed support page reset issue

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Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-05-13.

GenresCasual, Indie, RPG, Simulation
Player tagsChoices Matter · Medieval · Simulation · Dark Humor · Story Rich · Fantasy · Interactive Fiction · Life Sim · Multiple Endings · Adventure · 3D Platformer · Idler (SteamSpy community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Steam Trading Cards · Steam Cloud · Family Sharing
LanguagesSimplified Chinese, English
Achievements18
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: gtx960 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 1 GB available space