50% off! But read before you buy. — Into the Dark: Ultimate Trash Edition News

On request from interested players, we started a new weeklong sale where you can get the game for half the price. But keep in mind before buying and potentially regretting:

This game was released first 2012, on Steam it appeared 2014. It is developed of a (although heavily improved) 2005 technology, so don't expect visual orgasms.
If you expect a shooter experience like in Crysis and / or adventure sequences like in the most glorious days of LucasArts, please move on. THere is nothing to see here.
This is Trash in the meaning of a B-Movie, a hillarious nonsense slapstick feast, but for the most interesting (and best) jokes you need quite some knowledge about politics and crazy conspiracies to get them all.
This game contains the worst Austrian accent ever in a video game. Yes, that also includes potential games dubbed by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
IT IS OFFENSIVE. Like, really offensive. The point is, you can read as much or little irony into the messages as you want, and so we got beef with SJWs and their most bitter opponents alike, we were called Nazis and Communists for the same content, and there are tits.
The (painted) male private parts appearing ingame are mine. You have been warned.
There are not enough tits inside to justify a purchase if you are only in for that..
Purchasing the game unlocks the gates of hell by providing access to our Halloween Bonus levels, crazy gaming experiments and previews of the upcoming sequel "Into the Ice - Nazis of Neuschwabenland".

If you agree to those restrictions - go ahead and enjoy the show!

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