The team of technicians at Aspyr Media, under my undying hand’s command, have implemented the features of a game of tomorrow to give you the Stubbs the Zombie experience that you didn’t ask for, but that you truly deserve.
Achievements
What would a video game be without great feats of gameplay for you, the consumer, user, and financial backer of all future Stubbs content?
Experience the ultimate serotonin boost in the form of a digital popup for achieving great feats including::
- That didn’t age well: Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial
- I make a PP: Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine
- Get lost: We know you did
Controller Support
No more depending on joysticks, flight sticks, or wooden sticks to control your game. We’ve fully implemented state of the art practices to make playing Stubbs the Zombie smooth as butter on Xbox One controllers Dualshock controllers, and Nintendo Switch Pro Controllers.
Resolution Support
Modern resolutions up to 4K are supported. I have no idea what the heck a pixel is, but more must be better!
Stability
With an old game, you have plenty of bugs. Luckily, our team of arachnid experts placed thousands of spiders into the game archives. These spiders have eaten the bugs, and then we vacuumed up the spiders with a Stubbs the Zombie vacuum (not available for purchase).
My technicians assure me this will be the most stable Stubbs experience to date, or at least as stable as my shamble (trademark pending).
XOXO,
Stubbs
