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Major Update #2 - Lawyer Up(date)

Million Monster Militia · Community Announcements · October 31, 2023

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It’s worse than the Hell-Goats—it's Lawyers!

Can you win the game starting with 4 Lawyers in your squad? You'll need to be careful about the Giant Rats they bring with them. But don’t lose hope—you can fight back with two new units, and practice your strategies in the Custom Game mode.

New Game Mode: Custom Game




Practice in your very own Holodeck by selecting the exact number of bosses and the health curve. Who will be the first to win against a boss with 10 million health?

You may notice that Jon's stuck a few dimmed-out panels on the right. That's for the future—the real reason we're doing Custom Game right now is so that we can add in a bunch of modifiers and starting squad and test them out in advance of introducing them to the missions.

Vote on Which New Piece to Murder!


Later this month, on our Discord, we'll hold a vote to see which of this updates new pieces we want to destroy for good. So, what are they?

New Units: The Enchantress and The Siphon


Two new RARE ones: the dangerous Enchantress and the alluring Siphon. Or are those reversed? No, we're going with that.




Again, we plan to murder one of these. It's up to you which.

Starting Squad: Lawyer Up




Defeat any mission with the Frog Squad and unlock the Lawyer Squad. This is an interesting one, our first all-rare starting squad, opening up play styles and strategies.

Lawyer: Gains permanent +2 base damage whenever its multiplier or bonus damage are boosted. If fewer than 3 Giant Rats are deployed, 10% chance to add one to your militia.

Just watch out for the rodents.

Balancing and Bugfixes



New Achievement


Play a Custom Game to unlock this.

That is all!
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