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Announcing the winners of ONE-LINER CONTEST!

Be My Horde · Community Announcements · September 01, 2026

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Hello minions!

Summer is slowly coming to an end. A big apology to everyone who had to return to a school desk today (you'll miss it someday, at least we do). For us, it was another day of hard work on Be My Horde. Soon, we'll be able to share some exciting news, so watch out!

But for today, we're sharing something quite different...

As you can guess from the name, we're here to present the winning one-liners from our recent contest! It was the first time we've held a competition like this, and you guys surprised us in the best way possible!

Many of you tried to step into the shoes of a video game writer, and your texts sounded like something our characters could genuinely say - which only shows how well you understand them! We are grateful for every entry in our contest. We hope you had fun, because we had the best time laughing at some of your brilliant ideas with the team.

But there can only be three winners, surprisingly (or should it be?), all of the winning one-liners were written for Moriana. We all love every word falling from these alluring lips, and thanks to you, from now on, she will talk even more!

So, let's meet the winners!

"Let me count the beats of your heart, before they fade into nothing."

- by Aaron Morano

This one is a great comeback, especially when another wave of relentless opponents is pushing against Moriana. She knows she's powerful, and she understands that these poor souls have no chance against her zombies. So she will savor every last beat of their determined hearts before turning them into yet another mindless minions. Thank you, Aaron!

"Yours to miss and mine to keep."

- by crasher82

So, after a few seconds, all opponents fall, and, knowing our necromancess, she has to make a snide remark about it. Oh, this one will definitely sting her enemies! Especially after losing a group of respected paladins or hellish, entrusted managers. But we don't mourn them here - only under Moriana's command will they show their true potential. Thanks crasher82!

"I find the lack of air conditionning in this establishment quite unacceptable!"

- by yeeeager

You know us and you know Be My Horde. Humor is an essential part of our game, and even Moriana will occasionally say something that will make your lips twitch into a small, amused smile. Who would care about ambiance in Devil's level? It's literally Hell! Well, Moriana would. She has high standards, even for that. And this comment will definitely make our winged boss mad... as hell (hehe). Thank you yeeeager!

And that's all for now!

All these one-liners and more will be included in another major update. We can't give an exact date yet, but it's coming sooner than you think. Congratulations again to our winners and...

Praise be Death.. ehm... we mean Moriana

The Polished Games Team

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