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💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update is now live!

LORT · Community Announcements · August 11, 2026

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LORTers,

The massive 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update is now available to play. Plus, LORT is on sale for 35% off until August 25. This post will go into detail on the many additions and changes to the game. But first, check out our LORTy launch trailer:


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Weapons 2.0

The weapon system has been overhauled and we have added 12 new weapons to the game - more than double the previous amount. Weapons more clearly correspond to specific Attributes so you know exactly which ones to go for based on your preferred Attribute(s). There’s a new assault rifle that can rocket jump, a new katana that makes you very samurai, a new baseball bat to hit home runs, and much more. For more details on Weapons 2.0 and how it lays the foundation for Endless Mode, check out our previous post here.

Paladin Adventurer

Marcus T. Fury, the Oathbroken Justicar, has arrived. A great option in both solo or co-op play, Marcus summons a pillar of Holy Light that damages enemies but heals himself + allies. For close quarters combat, Marcus can channel his Holy Power to sprout angel wings, open a fissure in the ground, and deal massive damage. Unlock Marcus by completing the Pray to Win challenges.

New Quests

Two brand new Quest Types enter LORT to give you entirely new objectives: Sportsball and Deadline Demon. In Sportsball, enter the brand new sports stadium and protect the Goal post from attacking Football Goblins as they try to destroy it. Feeling extra sporty? Throw balls at enemies or hit them with the baseball bat to send them flying. In Deadline Demon, you’ve entered the cubicle space of mundane office life and must exorcise corporate demons. Stay near the computer to finish the ritual and banish the demons to hell. 

New Locations

The maps have been upgraded with new locations like a new Wizard Tower, Gym, and Library. You’ll notice the Goblins have upgraded their craftsmanship with new stone houses while the Canopy Cache jump puzzle got a makeover. Can you find all the new places to explore?

Visual Upgrades

The entire game has received a visual upgrade. New lighting, character shaders, upgraded environmental art, new visual effects and much more. See for yourself in the 100% real comparison above.

Performance Optimizations

The game has received many performance optimizations and now runs better on all levels of hardware. We worked on network connectivity, graphics optimizations, and tons of bug fixes. We hope this enables more players to run LORT reliably and smoothly.

Full Patch Notes

Many, many things have been adjusted in the game. The list below may not encompass the full extent of those changes.

A note on existing runs: Existing runs will be reset on launch of the new update. While this isn’t ideal, the previous run saves are not compatible with all the updates we have made to the game. All of your profile progress and unlocks will still work, it is just if you have stopped and saved mid-run, that will be reset upon starting this new update.

Gameplay

Quest Types

Weapons

Adventurers

Powerups

Enemies

Maps

Performance

UI

Audio

Bug Fixes

This is our biggest update yet. We hope you enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it. We'll give you more insight into what's coming next after you guys have had some time to enjoy the update.

Bless up, LORTers.

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