⚜ SteamCozy

Home / News / Beastieball

Summer Randoms Bash - Final Results!

Beastieball · Community Announcements · June 15, 2026

Read the original on Steam ↗
This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH where all teams were randomly generated! Playing with Randoms is extremely fun, in my humble opinion. In fact, it's the only way I play in every Bash. After months of practice with only random teams, I figured I would have a pretty big edge over everyone else coming into this Bash. I thought I might have a shot at placing in the top ranks.

Well, once again, that did not come to pass. So here's a list of just some of the nerds who played better than me this time.

👑 Top-Scoring Players



  1. Mabel (The Clashing Roses) | Bash Score: 2971
  2. Bolimar (The Crimson Angels) | Bash Score: 2841
  3. Arc Tech (The Arcane Machines) | Bash Score: 2835
  4. HP (The Jolly Jokers) | Bash Score: 2784
  5. Hallow (The Nefarious Pants) | Bash Score: 2783
  6. UrBestie (The Midnight Mages) | Bash Score: 2771
  7. Zonk (The Violet Enigmas) | Bash Score: 2709
  8. Dino (The Wayward Pirates) | Bash Score: 2696
  9. Charge (The Crimson Jokers) | Bash Score: 2639
  10. Akio (The Arcane Enigmas) | Bash Score: 2636
  11. Juninho (As Tempestades Valentes) | Bash Score: 2633
  12. Marby (The Silver Wolves) | Bash Score: 2561
  13. Astra (The Tiny Girls) | Bash Score: 2557
  14. UnknowGuitar (The Unknown Punks) | Bash Score: 2520
  15. Pummy (The Tiny Tacos) | Bash Score: 2499
  16. Stardust (The Starbound Raptors) | Bash Score: 2496
  17. Celever (The Caffeinated Punks) | Bash Score: 2484
  18. Hisuian Snow (The Eternal Spirits) | Bash Score: 2473
  19. Izzy (The Wayward Legends) | Bash Score: 2465
  20. WebBowser (The Questing Beasts) | Bash Score: 2457


Losing with a random team feels nicer because you can always just blame the team you rolled. And yet, I think the players who manage to win consistently with random teams have more than just good luck on their side. A big congrats to the top-scoring coaches!

📊 Beastie Usage Stats!


...Well, this isn't as informative as usual, but for posterity I've collected stats on the top most-used Beasties. In this case, it's really just a reflection of what Beasties are more likely to appear on generated teams. But for folks who played in the Bash, it might be interesting to see which of the more and less common Beasties you wound up playing with.

> Check out the STATS here!



For those curious, I gave a bit of insight into how the random teams are generated in the results for the previous Random Bash. You can read about that here!

And by the way...


If you enjoy Randoms as much as I do, you can always play with this mode by setting the game mode to Random teams in any PVP lobby.

That's all for now. See you in the next Bash!
Beastieball MORE ON STEAMCOZYBeastieball 99.6% positive · 1,168 reviews Price tracking · player charts · similar games →