ATTENTION RECRUITS!
As we mark one year since the inception of Operation: Murky Divers, over 600,000 of you have bravely plunged into the depths to ensure PharmaCorps' operations run as smoothly as possible.
To commemorate this milestone, PharmaCorps is proud to unveil the ✨1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY UPDATE✨, now available for all divers.
What's New in This Update:
New Biome - Apothec Corps: A limb to the past. To celebrate the anniversary of your favorite company, Pharma invites you to delve into the origins of its creation, when the company was nothing more than an itinerant apothecary store with somewhat avant-garde illegal practices.
Two New Lifeforms: Our labs have detected two previously unknown entities. Classification is pending, but early observations indicate they're... lively.
Big Mama & her little Fellas: A devoted mother who takes care of her small group of tadpole offspring. Careful, we lack information about their behavior
🌛Selfish Moon Emerges: A celestial sibling to the infamous Selfish Sun has been spotted. Preliminary tests show heightened instability and... pretentiousness? Divers are advised to keep their distance, and their prayers handy.
New Curses: A myserious life form found in hidden expedition sites can now grant you 4 new curses on top of the 3 existing ones. They offer greater rewards but also greater risks!
Core Gameplay Improvements:
Shopping Carts Standardized: No more tears over lost carts. They now respawn between expeditions and are limited to three per team. In a rare act of corporate generosity, PharmaCorps is providing your first cart free of charge, always ready, always loyal.
Scooter Enhancements: Now upgraded with a stylish new basket, the scooter can act as a miniature cart and is easier to control. However, it’s still prone to... unfortunate disappearances. Treat it kindly.
Depth Station Expanded: The Depth Station now allows you to select your next biome after each expedition. Battery usage to dive deeper is now independent of that choice. Efficiency meets flexibility.
Smarter Creature Spawns: Creatures now appear deeper within expedition sites, giving you a little breathing room during your initial descent. Probably.
Item Cost Rebalancing: Several item prices in the dispenser have been adjusted. Some went down. Others didn’t.
🛠️Bug Fixes and Improvements: Our engineers have addressed several issues to enhance your underwater experience. Remember, a smoother dive is a happier dive.
Tutorial Facility Now Operational:
A dedicated new PharmaCorps training center has opened its reinforced blast doors! This immersive tutorial facility will teach you the basics of murky diving, safely, effectively, and with minimal trauma.
Complete it to earn your official diving certificate and unlock a new skin. Available when launching the game for the first time, or accessible anytime from the main menu.
Diver Plushie Initiative:
You asked. We listened. PharmaCorps is exploring the creation of official diver plushies!
Simply follow this link and register your interest.
If enough of you back the project, cuddly corporate compliance will become a reality.
Your unwavering compliance, adaptability, and ability to scream underwater continue to be the cornerstones of our success.
Sincerely,
Pharma Corps Management
