ːNowakːBrutal Orchestra is Officially 3 Years Old!ːBoschː
Anton's Ultimatum
But first, a dubiously canon tale from the depths of Purgatory.ːHornyJesusː
If you're confused and amazed (mostly confused, though) by what you just watched, I highly recommend checking out the original "Grinch's Ultimatum" by PilotRedSun that Anton's Ultimatum pays homage to.
ːNowakːDon't Miss Out Sale!ːBoschː
Brutal Orchestra is 50% off from Dec 17-Dec 19 (only 2 days!) to celebrate its third anniversary.
This is the steepest discount we've ever done and we won't be making a habit of it, so if you or a friend hasn't picked up the game, this is your best chance for a long time.
(Sale begins 10:00 am PST Dec 17 and ends 10:00 am PST Dec 19)
Once this sale has concluded we'll be only discounting Brutal Orchestra by 20% during 2025!
There has never been a better time to die!ːGospelː
ːNowakːBrutal Orchestra Vinyl Preorders!ːBoschː
The Brutal Orchestra Vinyl is *almost* here, and we're ready to accept pre-orders for the 2-Vinyl Pressing of Brutal Orchestra's soundtrack! We're so excited to be partnering with Stumpy Frog Records to bring such an amazing collection into the world!
ːNowakːIncluding:ːBoschː
- 2 double-sided fully-mastered vinyls!
- 1 previously unheard Brutal Orchestra song titled "Van Aken Sleeps"!
- An extended version of "Zanguango"!
- Gorgeous art by the talented GloomyDude (with previously unseen lore implications)!
This vinyl comes in either Nowak Gold and Bosch Purple or in an alternate mysterious colour combination...
PayPal Buy Link (Nowak & Bosch Variant)
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=MBQHM9HVZALPU
PayPal Buy Link (Mystery Variant)
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=34V2WKBHYZ94W
ːNowakːIn-Game Goodies!ːBoschː
Similar to how we celebrated our Egg of Incubus and Exquisite Corpse updates, we have included an in-game item themed off the Human Canvas update we released this year!ːMobyDongː
But What Has Talia Been Up To?ːFlarbː
Talia has been very busy this year working on her new game, Clown Meat, which (after some unfortunate but necessary delays) is releasing in 2025!
A fun reveal for roguelike enjoyers is that similar to Nowak (and Bosch), Clown Meat will feature Isaac as a playable character!ːsmileː
Talia also did a talk at Full Indie Summit about "How to Talk to Players that Hate You."
She has also been working on some other projects but, alas, they are secret for now...
But What Has Nico Been Up To?ːMungː
Nico performed a herculean feat by creating official Steam Workshop support for Brutal Orchestra, which was released in this year's Brutal Orchestra: Human Canvas update.
Additionally, Nico has been reportedly "working on dice". Barcelona local, Nicolás Delgado, denied further comment when asked for elaboration on the issue.
A Huge Thank You to Everyone Who Has Taken the Dive into Purgatory Above and Below!
A Double Huge Thank You to Everyone Who Has Left Brutal Orchestra a Review <3
"This Really is the Brutal Orchestra" -Nico / Talia
