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Love Sucks: Night Two

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Love Sucks: Night Two

This is Love Sucks:Night Two, the second part in your mission to get laid and not die doing it. When sexy monsters are out to kill you for their own mysterious goals, it's date or die! You've survived the first night, but can you survive your second?

Released Apr 26, 2024 Developer Art Witch Studios Publisher Critical Bliss Platforms Windows · Mac · Linux
View on Steam ↗ $9.99 (US · as of 2026-09-25)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-25.

98.0%positive346 reviews
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Outside of the Art, I don’t believe Night Two has met the bar that the first Night has set. Love Sucks: Night Two given it contains Night One is a solid package that I would recommend for Night One Alone (if it wasn’t free on the store), but I found the paid portion (Night 2)…”

— a player, Steam review · 9 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-25.

75achievements
44.6%median completion
5.7%rarest: Tied and True
79.1% of players 76.5% of players 76.0% of players 74.8% of players 73.6% of players 70.1% of players 70.0% of players 67.9% of players 67.5% of players 67.5% of players 66.2% of players 65.9% of players 64.8% of players 64.7% of players 64.2% of players 62.7% of players 62.2% of players 61.9% of players 61.9% of players 61.8% of players 61.7% of players 61.7% of players 61.3% of players 61.3% of players 58.6% of players 57.9% of players 57.8% of players 55.6% of players 55.6% of players 55.3% of players 55.3% of players 51.5% of players 49.1% of players 47.7% of players 47.5% of players 45.4% of players 45.1% of players 44.6% of players 44.1% of players 43.9% of players 43.6% of players 40.3% of players 39.9% of players 39.5% of players 39.0% of players 38.4% of players 37.4% of players 37.2% of players 36.6% of players 35.6% of players 35.0% of players 33.1% of players 32.8% of players 32.6% of players 32.6% of players 32.5% of players 31.9% of players 29.0% of players 26.8% of players 23.3% of players 79.1% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
79.1%Hot and Steamy — Ate Naomi's burrito
76.5%Sassy Cat — Met the real Sammy
76.0%Pray — Prayed at an Altar
Rarest badges of honor
5.7%Tied and True — Tied someone up, kind of
9.0%Does This Look Like The Face Of Mercy? — Destroy the lazy balloon and confound a carnie
9.5%Masterpiece — Carve the greatest pumpkin ever carved

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Nov 28, 2025
Version 2.1.0.0 The EMBIGGENING

We've upgraded the game from 720p to 1440p. We originally built 720 for Newgrounds and for file size but now we're more focussed on Steam (our game is too big for Newgrounds now) we no longer have tha

Aug 12, 2025
Version 2.0.1.4 Patch Notes

Shortest patch notes ever this time :D We fucked up an animation that breaks the game. Whoops, sorry. We un-fucked it! That's it for now! Thank you as always for everything you guys do to support Love

Aug 07, 2024
Steam Trading Cards are now LIVE (I hope)

I'm clicking the button! I don't know how long it takes them to go into effect, but Steam's documentation makes it sound like it should be instant. It's been a real blast doing all of this. Finding ou

Aug 04, 2024
Night Two Steam Trading Cards on Wednesday!! (FINALLY)

It's taken way longer than it should have to get this going. We've had the cards and the content for a while, but getting through Steam's approval process took a while! We had to make a bunch of chang

May 07, 2024
Version 2.0.1.0 Patch notes

Version 2.0.1.0 -Fixed a lot of spelling errors -Added Night Three wishlisting link to main page -Added a bit of content we didn't get in before. Two additional pictures of the girls offering drinks a

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-25.

GenresCasual, Indie, Simulation
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * *
Achievements75
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 or higher, 64-bit Processor: Better than a Smart fridge Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Even integrated would probably work Storage: 800 MB available space Sound Card: Ideally you should have one