Home / Games / Jerry Wanker and the Quest to get Laid
Adult Only · 18+
Jerry Wanker and the Quest to get Laid
Tonight is the night! Next door at the spooky mansion, the hottest girls in Blueball Falls are throwing the hottest and sexiest party in history!
What players say
Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.
“I have a friend named Nima, and he's just like Jerry like two halves of the same apple. He also needs to get laid, just like Jerry.”
— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played“The concept is funny and there’s definitely some entertainment to be had here. The graphics are actually pretty decent and the voice acting is probably one of the strongest parts of the game. Unfortunately, some of the quest and puzzle sections really let it down. A few of the…”
— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played“Great graphics and artwork, but the game design is painfully shallow.”
— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs playedPlayer activity
Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-06 via SteamCharts.
Achievement stats
Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-28.
Price tracking
US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-27. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.
Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.
Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-28). Relative comparison only.
Latest official news
Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.
Upcoming games, plans for 2026
Hi everyone! We hope you are in the mood for a new game... or maybe two... or how about THREE ?! We are incredibly excited to officially share our development plans for 2026! We have been working hard
Voiceovers!
Thanks to all people who made this possible: Blackbird SFX artists, Neil Herrin aka Vanilla, Ivan E. Recshun, HaruLuna, Mimi Hung and Creme Chu. Demo is not updated yet, but we plan to update it asap.
Update notes for version 1.2
some fixes in gamepad support cursor changes when hovering interactable items (Windows, MacOS)
Tonight is the night!
I am heartily greatful to everyone who made this possible: Artem, Olga & X-Calibur for their permanent help with any weird stuff, Leonizer & Lesson Of Passion for long-term support, Will Atkers for th
Jerry is getting laid in October 2023!
It has been a 3-year journey for us, and it is almost complete. The game most likely will be without the voice acting on release. This process was delayed due to circumstances beyond our control. We d
Screenshots
Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.
Facts & details
From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.
| Genres | Adventure |
| Features | Single-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · DualShock Controller Support · DualShock Controller Support · DualSense Controller Support · DualSense Controller Support · Family Sharing |
| Languages | English, German, Spanish - Spain, Russian, Simplified Chinese |
| Controller | Full support |
| Achievements | 7 |
Minimum system requirements (PC)
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows XP SP2+ Processor: 1.2 GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Storage: 500 MB available space