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Jerry Wanker and the Quest to get Laid

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Jerry Wanker and the Quest to get Laid

Tonight is the night! Next door at the spooky mansion, the hottest girls in Blueball Falls are throwing the hottest and sexiest party in history!

Released Oct 30, 2023 Developer Ktulhu Solutions Platforms Windows · Mac · Linux
View on Steam ↗ $9.99 (US · as of 2026-09-28)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-26.

82.5%positive229 reviews
Recommended · 4 found this helpful

“I have a friend named Nima, and he's just like Jerry like two halves of the same apple. He also needs to get laid, just like Jerry.”

— a player, Steam review · 2 hrs played
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“The concept is funny and there’s definitely some entertainment to be had here. The graphics are actually pretty decent and the voice acting is probably one of the strongest parts of the game. Unfortunately, some of the quest and puzzle sections really let it down. A few of the…”

— a player, Steam review · 1 hrs played
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Great graphics and artwork, but the game design is painfully shallow.”

— a player, Steam review · 3 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. Live data self-collected from the Steam API · history through 2026-06 via SteamCharts.

116all-time peak
0 10 20 2024 2025 2026 No data collected for this period No data collected for this period No data collected for this period No data collected for this period 16 avg · Nov 2023

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-28.

7achievements
66.3%median completion
32.9%rarest: All floppies installed.
69.9% of players 68.5% of players 68.0% of players 66.3% of players 65.2% of players 64.5% of players 32.9% of players 69.9% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
69.9%No more David. — David is out of the party.
68.5%Bobby is six feet under. — Bobby is six feet under.
68.0%Cliff has another party. — Cliff has another party.
Rarest badges of honor
32.9%All floppies installed. — Jerry has found all the floppy drives
64.5%Sofia is ready for fun. — Sofia is ready for fun.
65.2%Ghosts are gone. — Ghosts are gone.

Price tracking

US-region pricing (USD), sampled twice daily by our own tracker since 2026-09-27. Steam prices vary by region — always confirm your local price on Steam.

$9.99current · sampled 2026-09-28 23:18 UTC
$9.99lowest since tracking began2026-09-27
US9.99 USD
UK8.50 GBP
Australia14.50 AUD
Canada12.99 CAD
Japan1,200 JPY
Brazil32.99 BRL

Regional prices at last sample, in local currency — Steam sets each region's price independently.

Brazil≈$6.3 Japan Canada US Australia UK≈$11

Cheapest → most expensive, converted to USD at ECB reference rates (2026-09-28). Relative comparison only.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Mar 05, 2026
Upcoming games, plans for 2026

Hi everyone! We hope you are in the mood for a new game... or maybe two... or how about THREE ?! We are incredibly excited to officially share our development plans for 2026! We have been working hard

Jan 31, 2024
Voiceovers!

Thanks to all people who made this possible: Blackbird SFX artists, Neil Herrin aka Vanilla, Ivan E. Recshun, HaruLuna, Mimi Hung and Creme Chu. Demo is not updated yet, but we plan to update it asap.

Nov 03, 2023
Update notes for version 1.2

some fixes in gamepad support cursor changes when hovering interactable items (Windows, MacOS)

Oct 30, 2023
Tonight is the night!

I am heartily greatful to everyone who made this possible: Artem, Olga & X-Calibur for their permanent help with any weird stuff, Leonizer & Lesson Of Passion for long-term support, Will Atkers for th

Oct 08, 2023
Jerry is getting laid in October 2023!

It has been a 3-year journey for us, and it is almost complete. The game most likely will be without the voice acting on release. This process was delayed due to circumstances beyond our control. We d

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-26.

GenresAdventure
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · DualShock Controller Support · DualShock Controller Support · DualSense Controller Support · DualSense Controller Support · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish, German, Spanish - Spain, Russian, Simplified Chinese
ControllerFull support
Achievements7
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows XP SP2+ Processor: 1.2 GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Storage: 500 MB available space