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Goblin Lord wants me to become a Virgin Wizard by Managing The Brothel!?

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Goblin Lord wants me to become a Virgin Wizard by Managing The Brothel!?

There are rumours going around the human villages that males who never saw action and stayed virgin until they are thirty years old and yet keep watching others go at it is destined to be a wizard. Strategy game where you build a brothel inside the goblin's burrow and manage the slaves.

Released May 29, 2026 Developer Happy Pillow Platforms Windows
View on Steam ↗ $9.99 (US · as of 2026-09-28)

What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-28.

75.3%positive146 reviews
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“I enjoy the gameplay for the most part. Some things to look into: 1: Having specific rooms that enhance specific attributes for the slaves is nice, but extremely limited. The player room is the only one that has anything above 0.8 increase in depravity but, unlike the torture…”

— a player, Steam review · 56 hrs played
Recommended · 2 found this helpful

“Love to play it, though if at all possible, it would make the game more fun if it could have workshop support in the future”

— a player, Steam review · 28 hrs played
Not recommended · 7 found this helpful

“It's an alright game have some good ideas, the gameplay is great and fun, it is poorly optimized when you start out it runs great but after a couple of slaves and buildings its starts dropping frames, the automatisering does not work very well it needs a bit more love and polish…”

— a player, Steam review · 40 hrs played
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Player activity

Monthly average concurrent players. History through 2026-08 via SteamCharts; self-collected from the Steam API since Aug 2026.

84all-time peak
0 25 50 2024 2025 2026 25 avg · Jun 2026

Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-28.

4achievements
39.5%median completion
5.8%rarest: 1000 Goblin Army!!
59.7% of players 46.9% of players 39.5% of players 5.8% of players 59.7% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
59.7%Magic Time — Evolve a goblin into a shaman before getting one from the quest.
46.9%#UglyBastard — Evolve a shaman into a hob before getting one from the quest.
39.5%100 Goblin Army — Create an army of Goblins
Rarest badges of honor
5.8%1000 Goblin Army!! — Bring the Goblin numbers to another level!
39.5%100 Goblin Army — Create an army of Goblins
46.9%#UglyBastard — Evolve a shaman into a hob before getting one from the quest.

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Jun 25, 2026
Update 1.02

​Hi everyone! Just popping out with a small update. What's new: Extra SFX audio settings More idle animations for depraved females Plant monster does not harm the depraved slaves now. It's possible th

May 29, 2026
Update 1.0!

Hello everyone! I hope you've been well since the last update :) Roughly 3 years later, the Goblin Burrow has reached the state at which it's worthy of not being called an "Alpha", at least in my eyes

Nov 18, 2025
Update 0.20

​Hi guys! I hope you are hanging in there during the NNN month. I have prepared a small update for the Burrow game. Here's what new: Added the virgin outfit to the player goblin, so it doesn't look li

Aug 28, 2025
Update 0.19

Hi guys! It's been a while, I hope you are doing well. I just wrapped things up with the new update for the Goblin Burrow. The new stuff: Rework of the goblins' animations inside the breeding room Oth

Jun 17, 2025
New Update - 0.18

Hi guys! It's been a while, I hope you all have been well. I was away for some time but I'm back with a new update. Here's what new: Males can now be placed in private room's bed Added more details to

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-28.

GenresIndie, Simulation, Strategy
FeaturesSingle-player · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish * *
Achievements4
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel i5 or equivalent Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia GTX970 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 1 GB available space