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Alpacalypse

Alpacalypse

Alpacalypse is a 2.5D action platformer where you control Pancake The Llama, fighting to rescue your wife, The Mrs. Kick and spit your way through hordes of alpacas, collecting coins, and platforming your way to victory.

Released Mar 10, 2023 Developer Gus McGuire, Mark Nusser, Logan Bailey, Hailey White, Alan Buechner Publisher Neumont College of Computer Science Platforms Windows Side Scroller2D PlatformerCasualPlatformerAdventure
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What players say

Steam review score and the most-helpful voices, which may include critical ones. Score via Steam as of 2026-09-27.

92.9%positive154 reviews
Recommended · 1 found this helpful

“Alpacalypse is a compact and lighthearted platformer that embraces its identity as a student-developed project, delivering a short but spirited experience built on simple mechanics and a playful premise. Created by a small team from Neumont College of Computer Science, the game…”

— a player, Steam review · 10 hrs played
Not recommended · 0 found this helpful

“Don't play that game, it's filled with bugs, it'll make you believe on the first world that's it's a lovely no brainer but then you get to world 2 and boom nothing works anymore.”

— a player, Steam review · 0 hrs played
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Achievement stats

Global completion rates across all Steam players — a data view of how far people actually get. Source: Steam official stats · as of 2026-09-27.

31achievements
37.0%median completion
17.0%rarest: A True Hero Llama
92.9% of players 83.6% of players 77.6% of players 76.9% of players 73.4% of players 70.6% of players 63.3% of players 57.7% of players 55.8% of players 54.0% of players 50.1% of players 49.9% of players 47.1% of players 45.7% of players 41.0% of players 37.0% of players 34.0% of players 32.5% of players 31.0% of players 27.3% of players 27.3% of players 25.3% of players 25.1% of players 25.1% of players 23.8% of players 23.7% of players 23.1% of players 22.7% of players 22.6% of players 20.9% of players 17.0% of players 92.9% 0% most earned rarest
Almost everyone has
92.9%A Simple Hop — Just one little hop to help you on your way.
83.6%Jump Llama, Jump! — You've jumped 50 times!
77.6%Just A Few Kicks — You've made 5 melee attacks.
Rarest badges of honor
17.0%A True Hero Llama — Hidden achievement
20.9%They Can't Keep Getting Away With It! — The alpacas beat you 10 times.
22.6%Did you get double jump yet? — You climbed the big tower! But did you get double jump yet?

Latest official news

Developer announcements via the Steam news API — links go to the original posts. More across all games on the news hub.

Oct 20, 2023
Nominate us for Indie Game of The Year at the OTK VGAs

We’d like to thank everyone who’s supported us and left a review since we released the game in March. It’s game awards season and we’d like to ask our community to nominate us for Indie Game of the Ye

Screenshots

Official Steam store screenshots — click any shot to enlarge.

Facts & details

From the Steam store record, snapshot 2026-09-27.

GenresAdventure, Casual, Free To Play
Player tagsSide Scroller · 2D Platformer · Casual · Platformer · Adventure · Action-Adventure · 2.5D · 2D · Controller · Open World · Action · Free to Play (Steam store community voting)
FeaturesSingle-player · Steam Achievements · Full controller support · Family Sharing
LanguagesEnglish
ControllerFull support
Achievements31
Minimum system requirements (PC)

Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-6600U CPU @ 2.60GHz Memory: 600 MB RAM Graphics: Graphics card with DX11 capabilities. DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 1 GB available space